Excitement is brewing at Big River Steampunk Festival as we present Splendid Teapot Racing
with your Mistress of Ceremonies, Lisa Rooney from Tallahassee, Florida!
Races will be held on Saturday, Sept. 1st and Sunday, Sept. 2nd at 3:00 pm
near the Airship Village on Main Street.
If you are looking for something in which the whole family may participate, this activity will suit you to a “tea”.
Splendid Teapot Racing was first introduced in 2015 by Captain Various and Simone Montgomery in New Zealand, as a sport in which their wheelchair-bound friend could compete. The inclusive nature of teapot racing and its silliness has caused it to rapidly spread all over the world. It is a timed obstacle course, which includes a candlestick slalom (try not to knock over the precariously balanced teacup and saucer on the top of each candlestick), the “Ramp of Doom”, the “Tunnel of Terror”, and the “Chasm of Death”. This year, we are also introducing our latest obstacle, the “Seesaw of Indecision”.
We will have on-site registration at the Teapot Racing tents near the Airship Village on Main Street. Stop by early in the day to register and drop off your racer. It will then be on display for all the festival guests to admire and you will not have to carry it around. The tents will be manned at all times to keep your racer safe until race time.
Or, if you don't have your own racer, others will be available so that you can try your hand at the obstacle course!
Tips for Making Your Own Teapot Racer
The race is run by battery operated, remote controlled vehicles that contain a teapot somewhere in their design. This can be ANY remote control vehicle, as long as the over-all design remains within the size limit of 12-inches tall, 12-inches wide, and 16-inches long. The design is completely up to the individual. This is a chance to have fun and be imaginative.
The creators of the sport do have some tips, when it comes to choosing a vehicle:
· Make sure RC unit has several bands (this will become important in the Drag Race)
· That the rig has enough clearance not to bottom out on jump –an ability to have at least 3 cm
· Think lightweight – not top heavy. The ramp has a significant banking on it.
· Have fun, the object is not to get to caught up in the competitiveness it is much more fun for the
spectators when you knock stuff over, get stuck or fall off an obstacle. This is a spectator sport!
Photo courtesy of Beth Ann
Bribing the judges is part of the game. As a matter of fact, part of your over-all score depends on it. A bribe should be a small thing created by the contestant. Home baked cookies or cupcakes are popular judges bribes, but the bribes don’t have to cost anything. You could write a poem to read to the judges or sing a song. One of this year’s judges has made a special request that none of the bribes contain alcohol.
We will have two judges each day.
There will be ribbons given to the winners in each of the following categories:
Most Splendid Course Completion
Most Splendid Speed
Most Splendid Design
Most Dastardly Driver
Drag Race Champion
The ribbons are handmade and therefore one-of-a-kind. They are each labeled with the event and date, so this is a chance to start collecting these to wear at future events.
It is possible for a contestant to win in more than one category. PLEASE NOTE: Any staff member of the Big River Steampunk Festival and its representatives are EXCLUDED from this competition in 2018.
Photo courtesy of Julie Fridman
Lisa Rooney and her son Aidan
Photo courtesy Jennifer Parker
Photo courtesy of Lisa Rooney
We discovered last year in Hannibal that a single parking spot makes the perfect drag race course. The drag race is a straightforward (in theory) race, with vehicles lined up at a starting line and everyone trying to be the first to the finish line. Nothing is that simple with teapot racing, though. I have yet to see a teapot drag race that didn’t turn into hilarious chaos, because of RC cars running on the same frequency!
Photo courtesy of Lisa Rooney
Photo courtesy of Alex Sattler
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Ken and Lisa Marks
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Hannibal History Museum Foundation
200 N. Main Street
Hannibal, MO 63401
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